RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Heather needs two therapists. (..So nice. The funny thing about this one is I go to a psychiatrist and I'm going to start going to a psychologist again. Google knows me so well.. >>; )

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Heather looks like beautiful actresses. (Aww, why thank you.)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Heather says she hopes you have learned something from this little book, that you didn't have to hop Kangaroo. (...Yeah, I never said I always makes sense.)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Heather wants to grab his booty! (Oh ho ho, whose booty now?)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Heather does crack! (There was also 'Heather does England' and 'Heather does the Incredible Hulk, but this made more sense. Still... I'm not a drug user. ._.; )

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Heather hates you. (It's true. Yup. I'm just that heartless. Psh)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Heather asks since when did being a 'businessman' or 'businesswoman become a four letter word? (You know, good question.)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Heather goes to Hollywood (Oh, I wish)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Heather likes anal. (Pardon the language, but holy shit. @_@ Alright, just 'cause I RP and my guys tend to be gay, it doesn't mean in life I.. eeeesh...)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Heather eats the candy bar, so you won't have to. (I'm so nice, aren't I?)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Heather wears Nikes (Eh, not really)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Heather was arrested for felony DUI of drugs after a collision with a bicycle. (Considering that I am dead set against drugs AND alcohol and will NEVER pump EITHER into my system, I must have been on a natural high, huh? I rock. )